10 Reasons Marian Hossa Wanted Out of Atlanta.

• Do you know how hot it gets trying to grow a Stanley Cup beard in the south during May? Let alone getting to the playoffs on a Thrashers team in the first place.


• Two words: Spring Street. If you don't know it. Keep it that way.


• There's no such thing as "salt and vinegar" for your fries in Georgia. However there is boiled penuts. That is if you like salty smoothies coming from a shell. Plus they smell like death.


• Slava Kozlov, Bobby Holik, Ilya Kovalchuk, and??????


• Does anyone in Atlanta know anything about ice?


• Name one center Atlanta can consider capable of being a first liner.... Thought so.


• It's Kovalchuk this, Kovalchuk that.


• My Coach/GM is an idiot. 8 years, 1 playoff appearence, numerous coaches, and he still has a job. No, you know what. Throw the ownership in with Mr. Wadell.


• Would you want to see Alex Ovechkin's ugly face showing up 12 times a year? Then watch him score on the worst defense in the NHL? THEN watch him leap around like a princess as if he just won game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals?


• There's 16 teams that make the playoffs. There's 32 teams in the NHL. Minus Atlanta, that gives you a 55% of making the playoffs on another team. And that number is not obtainable in "Blueland". If this were "11 Reasons Marian Hossa Wanted Out of Atlanta", "Blueland" would of been number 11.